Pine marten weasel steals butter! PDF Print E-mail
Written by Jeffrey Matthews   
Friday, 14 March 2008

Marten Attack!

Breaking news!

The weasel was very busy last night and stole 500 g of butter from the galley at the mega bubble star resort headquarters kitchen.  Witnesses in nearby hammock condos reported hearing some thrashing during the night.  "I wasn't sure if it was my imagination or not, but I thought I heard some heavy muscled schralping going on the maui dome last night." reported local hammocker excador.  The security team set up suitcase butter checks in an effort to thwart future burglary. We all know that weasels do love butter.

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